Tuesday, September 01, 2009

What is the difference between peanut butter and jam?

The question, "What is the difference between peanut butter and jam?" is actually a dirty joke. Like, "I can't peanut butter your @#$%^." Another one is "If you can't peanut butter your @#$%, you can just jam it into @#$%^."

Anyway, here's the most common definition of Peanut Butter:
  • Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground roasted peanuts, with or without added oil. It is popular throughout the world and is ...
    source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter
  • is a blend of ground-shelled peanuts, vegetable oil and usually a small amount of salt. Some contain sugar and additives to improve creaminess and ...
    source: www.cookingbear.com/pagebuilder.php
  • One product native to the Americas is peanut butter. While not indigenous to North America, peanuts were grown by South Americans at least 1,000 ...
    source: www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3434500057.html
And here's the definition of the jam:

  • throng: press tightly together or cram; "The crowd packed the auditorium"
  • push down forcibly; "The driver jammed the brake pedal to the floor"
  • crush or bruise; "jam a toe"
  • interfere with or prevent the reception of signals; "Jam the Voice of America"; "block the signals emitted by this station"
  • preserve of crushed fruit
  • get stuck and immobilized; "the mechanism jammed"
  • fix: informal terms for a difficult situation; "he got into a terrible fix"; "he made a muddle of his marriage"
  • crowd or pack to capacity; "the theater was jampacked"
  • crush: a dense crowd of people
  • obstruct: block passage through; "obstruct the path"
  • jamming: deliberate radiation or reflection of electromagnetic energy for the purpose of disrupting enemy use of electronic devices or systems
source: wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
  • Jam! is a Canadian website, which covers entertainment news. It is part of the CANOE online portal, owned and operated by Quebecor through its Sun Media division.
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam!
  • The Epistle of James is a book in the Christian New Testament. The author identifies himself as "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ", traditionally understood as James the Just, the brother of Jesus (see Authorship and Composition).
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam.
  • "Jam" is a song by Michael Jackson from his 1991's Dangerous album. The single was re-released in 2006 as part of Jackson's '' collection. ...
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(song)
  • A jam session is a musical act where musicians gather and play (or "jam") without extensive preparation or predefined arrangements; improvisation.
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(music)

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